Witches Say The Darndest Things Part 2. #Giveaway #WitchesDoItBetter

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Hello. Happy Wicked Wednesday and welcome to, Witches Say The Darndest Things. I’m the head witch in charge, Siren Allen and all month long I’m sharing scenes from my paranormal novels that feature witches.

Today, I’m sharing a scene from my naughty fairy tale, Cinderella And The Wolf Prince. Trust me, you’ve never met a Cinderella like this one. Don’t believe me? Continue reading to find out. Enjoy!

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THE PRINCE
Wulf St. Jamison is a cursed prince who’s finally found his princess. Or, at least, he thought he had. After spending one night in his masked female’s arms, he awakes to find her missing from his bed and from his life. No one seems to know who she is or where she came from. Was she real or just a creature his broken mind conjured up?

HIS PRINCESS
Cinderella Dupont only has two more months of servitude before she’s free to claim her inheritance and leave her hateful stepfamily behind. After playing the role of obedient daughter for so long, she craves one night of pleasure. She finds that in the arms of a handsome stranger, only to find out later that he’s the prince.
When he shows up at her door, she assumes he’s figured out that she’s the female behind the mask. That’s not the case. He’s there to hire her, the most powerful tracker witch in the land, to help him find his mate.

THE HUNT

Unable to say no to the prince, she pretends to help him search for the female he claims he’s unable to let go. Working by his side, day after day, she finds herself falling for him and toying with the idea of telling him who she really is.

As dark forces descend upon them, will he forgive her for her deception? Or will her stepmother’s vile declarations turn him against her forever?

Especially since everything her stepmother says about her is true.

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She was growing more and more nervous by the minute.
Thankfully, Kara was seated next to her. If her friend wasn’t there, Cindi had no idea how she would be able to endure being this close to him. Her mysterious lover. The long-lost prince.

She couldn’t believe she’d slept with the long-lost prince. Wulf had barely said a word. But he kept making growling noises, that had her feeling both scared and strangely excited.

“Sorry to interrupt your girls’ night,” Quentin said. “But, this couldn’t wait. I even skipped breakfast to rush here. The staff usually has some pastries out. This morning, they didn’t. How disappointing. Don’t you hate it when there are no pastries?”

“Yep. That’s what we hate,” Cinderella muttered under her breath.

Wulf chuckled. The first non-growling noise he’d made. Somehow, it still sounded like it had come from an animal. She loved it. Wait. No, she didn’t.
Clearing her throat, she said, “Sorry, Sir Quentin, but I would really like to lie down.”

Yeah, she sucked when it came to hosting royals. Kara was no better than her.

“Perhaps you should just tell Cindi what you want her to do,” Kara said.

“Right.” Quentin rubbed his hands over his blue pants.

He looked so professional, like a royal should. Wulf. Cindi glanced in his direction to find him staring down at the floor. He looked unkempt. His hair hadn’t been combed. His shirt wasn’t buttoned properly and his shoes were untied.

Who wore tennis shoes with a suit? Yet, he made it work. He looked delicious. Oh no, she was starting to feel aroused. His gaze swung to hers. He inhaled, nose flaring. Time stopped.

It didn’t slow down. It stopped completely. That little voice in her head, the one focused on self-preservation, screamed for her to run. She didn’t have to. Because Wulf stood up, and stormed from the room, knocking her vase to the floor in his haste.

The others in the room sat there, too stunned to speak. Of course, it was Quentin who found his voice first.

“My cousin needs some air. He uh, doesn’t like to be in confined spaces for a long period of time.”

“He’s only been sitting here five minutes,” Kara pointed out.

Cindi glanced at her friend. “But, he’s spent years, centuries, in a cage. Being here, in this time, will take some getting used to.”

Understanding dawned in Kara’s eyes. “I didn’t even think about that. Poor thing. Will he be alright?”

“He will. In time. The queen and I believe that him finding a mate is a good thing. Maybe this female will help him feel more at home in the present. You know, help him feel grounded, like he belongs.”

“He feels like he doesn’t belong?” Cindi asked.

“This is all new to him. Some of our slang, some of our day to day activities, are foreign to him. He just needs a little time to catch on. And now that he’s found his mate, he needs her. A mated wolf will go mad if he doesn’t have his mate by his side.”

Broomsticks. All this time she’d been selfishly thinking of herself, not realizing that he would suffer. In her defense, she hadn’t realized it was the lost prince she was sleeping with. However, that changed nothing.

She still didn’t want to be mated to him. She had her own life. She wanted to live it the way she’d planned. She’d been waiting to be free for so long.
One night of pleasure wasn’t going to rip her dreams from her. Not now. Not ever. She was a witch. She would find a way to help Wulf and retain her freedom. There had to be a way.

She just needed time to think. Without him around. Because seeing him, it made letting him go, hard. And it wasn’t supposed to be hard. She’d only spent one night with him. Geez! Kara bumped her leg.

“What?”

Kara chuckled. “Sir Quentin asked you a question.”

Her friend was finding this entertaining. Cindi focused her attention on Quentin. “Sorry, sir. I was lost in thought. Thinking of all the horrors, Sir Wulf must’ve faced.”

“No worries, Cinderella. This situation has been difficult for us all. I was saying, well, I want to ask you to help him find his mate. But, you must keep this between us. Your stepmother must not know. I know you and Lady Katherine are not that close.”

“Never had been. Never will be.”

“Good. I mean, well, good is what I mean. She too is looking for the girl.”

“What?” Cindi and Kara both screamed in unison.

“Why?” Cindi asked. “How does she even know the girl exists?”

“What does she plan to do with the girl?” Kara asked.

“According to someone I trust, she’s going to use the female to set an example. The girl wasn’t supposed to be working the room she was in. I guess she was making money on the side. Lady Katherine will punish her for that. Then she’ll hand her over to Wulf, if he pays the mate price.”

“I’d forgotten about the mate price,” Cindi groaned. “Which is a small fortune.”

“The money isn’t an issue. If Lady Katherine harms Wulf’s mate, I fear he will lose it. He hasn’t… his mind isn’t… he’s not well. He will be. In time. If his mate is harmed, there’s a chance he’ll destroy the mansion and every witch in it. Then he’ll proceed to destroy every witch, wizard and wolf in the kingdom. If he tries that, he’ll have to be put down.”

“Sh*t,” Cindi muttered under her breath.

“This went from bad to worse in less than one minute,” Kara stated.

“There’s hope.” Quentin scooted to the edge of the couch and clasped his hands together. “We’ll find her first. Once Wulf has her, he won’t let anyone hurt her. And if we have to pay more than the asked for mate price to appease Lady Katherine, we will.”

Cindi sighed. “You really want Wulf to find his mate, don’t you?”

“I want him to find happiness. He deserves it, after all he’s been through.”
Cindi nodded. Guilt was eating away at her.

“We’d be happy to help,” Kara volunteered them both. “Right, Cindi?”

Plastering a fake smile on her face, Cindi agreed. “Of course. We just need something that belongs to his mate to use in our tracker spell.”

“Right,” Quentin agreed. “We have something. Or, he has something.”

“He does?” If they kept talking in unison, Sir Quentin would begin to suspect something.

“He does. However, he won’t show it to me. Only to you, since you’re doing the spell.”

What could he possibly have? Fates, please don’t let it be what I think it is. She could feel Kara glaring at her. Refusing to look in her friend’s direction, she kept her gaze on Sir Quentin.

“Whatever it is he has, I need it, so I can begin the spell.”

“Do you know how long it will take to track her down?”

“Um.” Cindi fiddled with the edges of her shirt. She really hated lying. And wolves could sense those kinds of things. “I can’t say for sure. I know wolves have great noses. If he hasn’t been able to sniff her out, that must mean she’s hiding.”

“Yes, but only because she fears Katherine.”

“Right. A witch who doesn’t want to be found, won’t be easy to track down. Therefore, I can’t give you a definite answer.” There, that was the truth.

“Understood. I’ll go get Wulf, so he can give you whatever item of hers he has.”

Cindi kept her eyes on Quentin as he stood up and walked out of her living room. She kept staring in the direction he’d went until she heard the front door open then close. Only then did she turn to Kara.

“I have totally f*cked up,” Cindi whispered loudly.

“Witch, you are f*cked to the moon and back.”

“What am I supposed to do?”

“I don’t know. What does he have of yours?”

“It can only be one thing.”

“The panties.”

“Those damn panties. Broomsticks.”

“This has to be the Fates bringing you two together.”

“Shut your mouth. Never say that again. The Fates wouldn’t do this to me. They know my heart and my dreams. I’ve suffered too much for them to do this to me.”

“But he’s here. With your panties.”

“You say that like he’s here with a wedding ring.”

“No, that’s what the humans across the ocean use. I guess wolves use underwear.”

“You’re not funny. None of this is funny.”

“You have to admit it, it’s kind of funny.”

“No.”

“A tad bit.”

“No.”

“A smudge.”

“Witch, no. This is a catastrophe. Be quiet. They’re coming back in.”

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If you’ve read, Mate Of Ice, you’ve already met Ciera and her mate. Now it’s time for you to find out how these two got together. You may think you know Ciera, but you have no idea how powerful she is. Find out in a few days!

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Witches Say The Darndest Things Part 1. #Giveaway #WitchesDoItBetter

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Hello. Happy Wicked Wednesday and welcome to, Witches Say The Darndest Things. I’m the head witch in charge, Siren Allen and today I’m sharing scenes from my paranormal novels that feature witches.

Today, you get a scene from Tiana Cooper. The lead witch in my, A Witch For Christmas, story. Tiana is a sassy chick who says whatever is on her mind. Don’t believe me? Keep reading to see for yourself. Blessed be!

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Tiana followed behind him. “You know, you can call me by my name, instead of witch.”

“I know.”

“Then why don’t you do it.” And why do you walk so fast?

“Because it would make this real.”

“What?” He ignored her. “It would make what real?” Still no answer. “Vic!”

“Must you talk so much?”

“Just for that rude remark, I’m not going to stop talking. Let’s see, we should talk about fashion. I have a New Year’s Eve outfit being made for me. It’s this cute outfit that’s gold and shimmers. The top half is sleeveless…”

“It’s going to be too cold for that.”

“The bottom half is a long skirt with a slit up the leg.”

“Definitely too cold for that.”

“The heels are high and skinny, how I like them.”

“High and skinny, never a good combination.”

“Are we still talking about shoes?”

“In general. Shoes, women…”

“Whatever. All the women you date look like they get high and they are definitely skinny.”

“I don’t date, witch. I f*ck and I go.”

“If you say so. Anyway… my heels are…”

“If we must talk, let’s talk about something I want to talk about.”
Uh oh. “Like what?”

“F*cking. Let’s talk about f*cking.”

Whoa. “F*cking who?”

“Let’s talk about who you’re currently f*cking.”

No one. He didn’t need to know that. “You first. Who are you f*cking?”

“No one, at the moment. I’m walking.”

Tiana punched his shoulder, causing him to laugh. “I’m serious.”

“So am I. I asked you first anyway. Who are you f*cking?”

Think of a name. Bart. Bart sounded like a good name. “Not that it’s any of your business, but my current sexual partner…”

“F*ck buddy,” he corrected her.

“Whatever. His name is Bart.”

“Bart?” Vic laughed. “What kind of name is Bart?”

“Bart is short for uh, Bartholomew.”

“Even worse.”

“Yeah, well, Victor isn’t the greatest name in the world.”

“Victor is a strong name. It means, a person who defeats an opponent or an enemy in battle. Victor’s are warriors. And Victor’s can f*ck.”

“Oh, so you’ve met every Victor in the world and tested their f*ckability?”

“Nah. Only my own. And trust me, no female has ever complained.”

She was sure they hadn’t. Especially not with a dick like his. She felt the need to defend Bart. Her imaginary lover.

“Well, Bart has a strong meaning also.”

“Yeah? What?”

“It means… uh, keeper of the heart, or some sh*t like that. I don’t remember. Bart told me once, after we made love. But, I was so riled up from the sex, that I forgot. He’s a great lover. He takes it slow.”

“Slow is for men who don’t know what they’re doing. They spend their time thinking about what they should do next.”

“No, slow is for thoughtful lovers. Those who want to get it right and please their woman. Slow and steady wins the race. All that pounding sh*t is for the birds. I’d take slow over a minute man any day.”

“Just because you’d rather pound than procrastinate, doesn’t mean you’re a minute man.”

She could tell he was getting irritated. Good. He needed to be. “Men who pound it like there’s no tomorrow are clearly trying to cause pain, because they know the pleasure is nonexistent.”

“There’s nothing wrong with a little pain.”

“It is if there’s no pleasure there. Pounding is for men who don’t know what they’re doing, they’re just trying to get their partner to make a sound. And the female is probably screaming her head off because the guy is damn near ripping through her uterus. Bart, doesn’t have that problem. He knows how to make sweet love.”

She ignored the low growl rumbling through his chest.

“Bart keeps me coming all night long. He knows how to…”

“Quiet witch. You’re giving me a migraine.”

A Witch For Christmasnew

She’s a witch on a mission.
Tiana Cooper has made it through her Guardian trials and now it’s time for her to receive her Guardian tattoo. First, she has to complete one final test to prove she can handle protecting any charge who’s placed into her care. Unfortunately, the council sticks her with Victor Wynfell, a shifter who hates witches. The only thing he hates more than witches is her.
All she has to do is keep the brooding shifter safe and out of trouble for seven days and she’ll pass her test. But, luck isn’t on her side. Victor finds out she’s been appointed as his Guardian and is now hell bent on making her fail. Keeping a dangerously sexy shifter safe isn’t as easy as she thought it would be. Perhaps it’s going to take more than magic to get the job done.

He’s a shifter carrying a grudge.
Victor Wynfell has been in love with Tiana since they were teens. But, she chose another shifter over him, leaving him with a broken heart and wounded pride. Now that the tables are turned and she needs him, he’s determined to show her how being rejected feels. He’ll do whatever it takes to make her fail.
Even if that means getting into more fights than usual and disobeying pack rules. With his pack currently under attack from unknown outside sources, it’s easy for him to find trouble to get into. But, watching Tiana fail isn’t making him as happy as he thought it would. Realizing his carelessness is placing her in danger, he changes tactics. He’ll help her, but he wants something in return.

If she wants to pass her test, she’s going to have to play by his rules.
And his rules involve handcuffs, blindfolds and maybe a happy ever after neither of them saw coming.

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What I’m Reading: Studdin Axxel by author Donna R. Mercer.

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Hi guys. As you all know, when I’m not busy writing, I have my nose in a book. Today, I just finished ‘Studdin Axxel: Inappropriate Dating Agency’ by Donna R. Mercer. I absolutely loved this book. Before I get to my review, let me tell you a little bit about the book.

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Winifred Hamilton was taking her life back.

For twenty-six years her mother has guilt tripped her into playing it safe. Now she and her friends wanted Wendy to live the same throwback 1960 lives that they did. No way, no how was Wendy going to succumb to the pressure.

Little did she know that reading an innocent looking ad in the back of a magazine would change her life forever.

Axxel Rhodes, put the BA into Bad Boy. He excelled at being an A-hole and now he was bringing that skill to Wendy. He was hired to convince Wendy’s mother that she was more than capable of deciding her own future including her husband.

Go big or go home was the motto he lived his life by and he was big all over. More importantly he was willing to show Wendy how big he could get in and out of bed, against the wall, on the living room floor….

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I love everything about this story. I love the plot and the way the author let it unfold. The idea of an inappropriate dating agency is awesome and I love the main characters.

Axxel is a sexy bad boy with a good heart. (The kind we all love.) Wendy is an obedient daughter who is tired of her controlling mother. I loved getting to know Wendy’s inner rebel.

The moment Axxel hears Wendy’s voice, he’s intrigued. The chemistry between the two of them are HOT. This story is hot and hilarious. This book is a must read!

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You should also read this author’s Club Envy Series, which is available on Amazon.

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Cover Reveal – Mate Of Magic by Siren Allen.

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It’s time for a cover reveal. I present to you the cover for Mate Of Magic, which will be available April 27th. If you’ve already read Mate Of Ice, you may think you know Ciera and Edmund well… think again. 🙂

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His touch awakens the monster inside her.
There’s a darkness inside Ciera Duvai that’s begging to be released. Every day, she struggles to keep the evil at bay. When a naughty encounter with a dragon causes her to lose her skirt and her control, her true identity is revealed.
She’s pretty sure the dragon in question is her mate. Dragons are an unforgiving lot, but, he’s her mate, he has to forgive her for all the crimes she doesn’t even remember committing. Right? Wrong! He wants her dead and Ciera isn’t going down without a fight. It’s time to show her mate that her monster is bigger than his.

Her touch excites the monster inside him.
Edmund Dracon is losing his mind. He’s gone too long without a mate and the loneliness had taken a toll on his sanity. His inner dragon has consumed his thoughts and is slowly taking over his body. Soon, he’ll have to be put down or he’ll become a threat to everyone. There’s only one creature who can save him from himself: his mate.

When he finds her sneaking out of his castle, he thinks the Fates have finally answered his prayers… that is, until he finds out who and what she really is. He can’t believe the Fates have paired with the one female whose death could end the suffering of his brethren.

Allowing her to live would be an act of treason.
Yet, now that he’s touched her, killing her doesn’t seem right.
Edmund has a tough decision to make: save his mate or save his people.

 

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