Witches Say The Darndest Things Part 1. #Giveaway #WitchesDoItBetter

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Hello. Happy Wicked Wednesday and welcome to, Witches Say The Darndest Things. I’m the head witch in charge, Siren Allen and today I’m sharing scenes from my paranormal novels that feature witches.

Today, you get a scene from Tiana Cooper. The lead witch in my, A Witch For Christmas, story. Tiana is a sassy chick who says whatever is on her mind. Don’t believe me? Keep reading to see for yourself. Blessed be!

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Tiana followed behind him. “You know, you can call me by my name, instead of witch.”

“I know.”

“Then why don’t you do it.” And why do you walk so fast?

“Because it would make this real.”

“What?” He ignored her. “It would make what real?” Still no answer. “Vic!”

“Must you talk so much?”

“Just for that rude remark, I’m not going to stop talking. Let’s see, we should talk about fashion. I have a New Year’s Eve outfit being made for me. It’s this cute outfit that’s gold and shimmers. The top half is sleeveless…”

“It’s going to be too cold for that.”

“The bottom half is a long skirt with a slit up the leg.”

“Definitely too cold for that.”

“The heels are high and skinny, how I like them.”

“High and skinny, never a good combination.”

“Are we still talking about shoes?”

“In general. Shoes, women…”

“Whatever. All the women you date look like they get high and they are definitely skinny.”

“I don’t date, witch. I f*ck and I go.”

“If you say so. Anyway… my heels are…”

“If we must talk, let’s talk about something I want to talk about.”
Uh oh. “Like what?”

“F*cking. Let’s talk about f*cking.”

Whoa. “F*cking who?”

“Let’s talk about who you’re currently f*cking.”

No one. He didn’t need to know that. “You first. Who are you f*cking?”

“No one, at the moment. I’m walking.”

Tiana punched his shoulder, causing him to laugh. “I’m serious.”

“So am I. I asked you first anyway. Who are you f*cking?”

Think of a name. Bart. Bart sounded like a good name. “Not that it’s any of your business, but my current sexual partner…”

“F*ck buddy,” he corrected her.

“Whatever. His name is Bart.”

“Bart?” Vic laughed. “What kind of name is Bart?”

“Bart is short for uh, Bartholomew.”

“Even worse.”

“Yeah, well, Victor isn’t the greatest name in the world.”

“Victor is a strong name. It means, a person who defeats an opponent or an enemy in battle. Victor’s are warriors. And Victor’s can f*ck.”

“Oh, so you’ve met every Victor in the world and tested their f*ckability?”

“Nah. Only my own. And trust me, no female has ever complained.”

She was sure they hadn’t. Especially not with a dick like his. She felt the need to defend Bart. Her imaginary lover.

“Well, Bart has a strong meaning also.”

“Yeah? What?”

“It means… uh, keeper of the heart, or some sh*t like that. I don’t remember. Bart told me once, after we made love. But, I was so riled up from the sex, that I forgot. He’s a great lover. He takes it slow.”

“Slow is for men who don’t know what they’re doing. They spend their time thinking about what they should do next.”

“No, slow is for thoughtful lovers. Those who want to get it right and please their woman. Slow and steady wins the race. All that pounding sh*t is for the birds. I’d take slow over a minute man any day.”

“Just because you’d rather pound than procrastinate, doesn’t mean you’re a minute man.”

She could tell he was getting irritated. Good. He needed to be. “Men who pound it like there’s no tomorrow are clearly trying to cause pain, because they know the pleasure is nonexistent.”

“There’s nothing wrong with a little pain.”

“It is if there’s no pleasure there. Pounding is for men who don’t know what they’re doing, they’re just trying to get their partner to make a sound. And the female is probably screaming her head off because the guy is damn near ripping through her uterus. Bart, doesn’t have that problem. He knows how to make sweet love.”

She ignored the low growl rumbling through his chest.

“Bart keeps me coming all night long. He knows how to…”

“Quiet witch. You’re giving me a migraine.”

A Witch For Christmasnew

She’s a witch on a mission.
Tiana Cooper has made it through her Guardian trials and now it’s time for her to receive her Guardian tattoo. First, she has to complete one final test to prove she can handle protecting any charge who’s placed into her care. Unfortunately, the council sticks her with Victor Wynfell, a shifter who hates witches. The only thing he hates more than witches is her.
All she has to do is keep the brooding shifter safe and out of trouble for seven days and she’ll pass her test. But, luck isn’t on her side. Victor finds out she’s been appointed as his Guardian and is now hell bent on making her fail. Keeping a dangerously sexy shifter safe isn’t as easy as she thought it would be. Perhaps it’s going to take more than magic to get the job done.

He’s a shifter carrying a grudge.
Victor Wynfell has been in love with Tiana since they were teens. But, she chose another shifter over him, leaving him with a broken heart and wounded pride. Now that the tables are turned and she needs him, he’s determined to show her how being rejected feels. He’ll do whatever it takes to make her fail.
Even if that means getting into more fights than usual and disobeying pack rules. With his pack currently under attack from unknown outside sources, it’s easy for him to find trouble to get into. But, watching Tiana fail isn’t making him as happy as he thought it would. Realizing his carelessness is placing her in danger, he changes tactics. He’ll help her, but he wants something in return.

If she wants to pass her test, she’s going to have to play by his rules.
And his rules involve handcuffs, blindfolds and maybe a happy ever after neither of them saw coming.

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As you can see, the sexual tension between Tiana and Vic is off the charts. Read the story to find out what happens next. This novel is FREE with Kindle Unlimited. Enjoy witches!

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