Happy Wednesday! Readers asked for it. So, I’ve decided to get back to doing weekly blog posts. I’m baccckkkk!
This month’s theme is New Year’s resolutions. Same as every year, my resolution is to try to take over the world. Just kidding! It’s something much harder than that. I plan to once again try to lose weight. Low carb plans work for me. Not Atkins or Keto. I’m not ready for that yet. But, I will be cutting carbs in 2021. I’ll keep you updated on my progress. Enough about me. You came here to hear from Dean and Rain. Warning: Don’t blame me for the words that come out of their mouths. I am not responsible for them.
Enjoy this interview.
Siren: Okay, readers. I have Dean and Rain here with me. They’re going to share their New Year’s resolutions with you. Before they start, take a minute to think about what you imagine their resolutions will be. At the end of the interview, leave a comment and let me know if you guessed right!
WARNING: If you haven’t read Dean’s book, this interview will contain spoilers.
Siren – Hi, Dean and Rain. Thank you for joining me and thank you for taking time out of your busy schedules to tell my readers and I your New Year’s Resolutions.
Rain – It’s our pleasure. Right, Dean?
Dean – If it makes you happy, love.
Siren – Dean, are you saying Rain forced you to do this interview?
Dean – Precisely. I’m a busy man. I’ve got important things to do.
Siren – Like keep an eye on Garrett?
Dean – You’re being nosey, Siren.
Siren – Alright, alright. Let’s get to the point of this interview. I’ve already stated my resolution. I want to lose weight…
Rain – Girl, you better eat a donut and forget about the rest. There’s nothing wrong with some extra meat on your bones.
Siren – I know. I just want to lose about…
Rain – Baby, tell her, the curvier the better, right?
Dean – Men need something to hold on to when they’re fuc…
Rain – Enough, Dean! I didn’t tell you to say all of that.
Siren – Wow. Uh. Okay. You first, Rain. What are three of your New Year’s resolutions?
Rain – Mine are simple. I’m not tryin to lose weight…
Dean – You better not.
Rain – But, I am trying to be healthier. I’m an aunt now. I’ve got to chase two little twins around. I can’t be letting them tire me out.
Dean – Those kids tire me out. All they do is run.
Rain – Also, I want to open a restaurant after everything in our life settles down. And last but not least, I would like to maybe, uh, get pregnant this year.
*Dean starts coughing. Rain pats him on the back. Siren sips her tea.*
Dean – Pregnant?
Rain – I said maybe.
Dean – Siren, I want to change one of my resolutions.
Siren – You haven’t even stated them yet.
Dean – I want to add no babies to mine.
Rain – Dean!
Dean – Not right now. You see how crazy fatherhood has made Garrett. I’m not ready for that.
Rain – You won’t be like that.
Dean – I’ll probably be worse. Let’s wait until after everything settles down. After all the cases have been solved and…
Rain – So, never?
Dean – Not never. Just, later.
Rain – I want to be a mom.
Dean – What about a pet?
Rain – I don’t want no damn pet.
Dean – Fishes are easy to clean up after. And when they die, you just flush them down the toilet.
Rain – I can’t believe you, Dean.
Dean – What?
Rain – I’m ready to go.
Siren – Wait. Dean hasn’t finished telling the readers his New Year’s Resolutions.
Rain – You heard him, no babies.
Siren – But the other two…
Rain – No babies. No sex. No Food.
Dean – I never said those.
Rain – I said them for you. Those are all the things you won’t be getting in 2021.
Dean – Hey, Rain. Don’t go. Don’t. Shit. *Turns to me.*
Siren – Um, I guess we’re done here.
Dean – Fix it, Siren, or I’ll burn this whole place to the ground. *Storms off.*
Siren – And this is what I get for creating such violent characters. They even threaten me! Okay readers, maybe we’ll have better luck next week when I interview Garrett and Oni. Then again, maybe I’ll bring my bulletproof vest with me, just in case. Despite their early departure, I hope you enjoyed this interview. Please leave a comment telling me one of your own New Year’s Resolutions. and let me know if you guessed theirs correctly. Until next week, be safe and always read past your bedtime. I’m going to go out and make sure Dean and Rain are okay. No sex for a year? He’ll end up killing everyone who looks at him wrong. Later!
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They say all good things must come to an end.
But that wasn’t supposed to happen to them. They were supposed to be brothers for life. But if blood relatives can fallout, why couldn’t they? Chaos brought them together. Loyalty bound them together. But love would tear them apart. And jealousy would be the reason for their fallout.
Note: This ends on a cliffhanger! This is not a romance. This is a glimpse into the past and bridges the gap between book 2, Garrett’s Temptation, and book 4, Scar’s Obsession. Enjoy!
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